President Kelly Bamf Foster
M. Ace, she/her. Consumer of sweet tea and fine literature, like Homestuck. I complain a lot.
Kirk to my Bones
Grantaire to my Enjolras [x]
Dave to my Dirk

Hiring a dominatrix to do your dirty work? $5,900.

Gaining access to the Crown Jewels? $300

The look on your archenemy’s face when he realizes he has to throw himself off a roof to save his friends? Priceless.

There are some things in life money can’t buy.
For everything else, there’s MasterCard.

MasterCard commercial 2/?
  » 2: James Moriarty 

Credit is only half mine. The other half goes to my wonderful RP buddy, Lena, who is a wonderful person and I love her. She created the lines for this post, though I had to change one, I just provided the gifs(which none I own).


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    Reblogging myself because I posted these at like three in the morning, about to reblog the other one too.
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